You will love these giggle worthy Tea Towels by Ellembee Gift! These natural kitchen towels are sewn and printed by hand (by their all female team!) in Michigan from 100% unbleached cotton. They measure approximately 24" x 26" when opened up, and can be thrown in the washer and dryer. They're printed with an eco-friendly, water-based ink, that's good for the environment and soft to the touch!

Their natural towels are more textured than their white towels and come in a folded stack, (not on hangers) great for throwing over a ladder rung!

Available In 7 Humorous Sayings:
• "It's not an empty nest until the kids get their crap out of the basement"
• "Don't ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to use, you measure that shit with your heart"
• "I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child, do they just show up, or is there like a number to call"
• "Recipes in LA: It's made from all organic ingredients and there's no added sugar. Recipes in the midwest: The secret is adding an extra block of cream cheese"
• "I either give too many shits or no shits at all I can't seem to find a middle ground for moderate shit distribution"

• "I love bacon because you can wrap it around everything. It's basically the duct tape of food."
• "I just grabbed the milk from the fridge, and I'm pretty sure I heard the wine say, "what the hell?"

Tea Towels Measure Approx:  24" x 26" when opened up