Greeting Cards
The Great Thing Card
$ 3.50
- Outside: "The great thing about getting old is that you don't lose all the other ages you have been." - Madeleine L'Engle (1918-2007) - Inside: "Happy Birthday!" - 5...
A Successful Marriage Card
$ 2.95
- Outside: "A successful marriage requires falling in love many times - always with the same person." - Mignon McLaughlin - Inside: "Happy Anniversary" - 5 x 7 card -...
Look Who's All Grown Up Card
$ 3.95
- Outside: "Look who's all grown up and ready for a colonoscopy" - Inside: "Happy Birthday" - 5 x 7 card - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper...
Friends are Like a Good Bra Card
$ 2.95
- Outside: "Friends are like a good bra - supportive, hard to find, and always close to your heart." - Inside: "Our friendship fits just right!" - 5 x 7...
Life is One Damned Thing Card
$ 3.50
- Outside: "Life is one damned thing after another." - Elbert Hubbard (1856-1915) - Inside: "Aren't we lucky? Happy Birthday" - 5 x 7 card - Vegetable inks on acid-free,...
There Are Some Who Bring a Light Card
$ 3.95
- Outside: "There are some who bring a light so great to the world that even after they have gone, the light remains." - Inside: Blank - 5 x 7...
The Hard Part About Being a Bartender Card
$ 2.95
- Outside: "The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid." - Richard Braunstein - Inside: "If you can't convince them,...
We're Not Over the Hill Card
$ 3.50
- Outside: "We're not over the hill. We're just heading up the mountain." - Inside: "Happy Birthday!" - 5 x 7 card - Vegetable inks on acid-free recycled, chlorine-free paper...
Friends Are God's Way Card
$ 2.95
- Outside: "Friends are God's way of apologizing for our families" - Inside: "Thank goodness for friends." - 5 x 7 card - Printed in USA on paper from responsibly...
Everyone Just Chill Card
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- Outside: "Everyone just chill the f*ck out. I got this." - Inside: Blank - 5 x 7 card - Printed in the USA on recycled fsc certified 100# card...
If I Avoided Life's Weirdos Card
$ 3.50
- Outside: "If I avoided life's weirdos, I wouldn't have any friends." - Inside: "Happy Birthday, Friend!" - 5 x 7 card - Vegetable inks on acid-free, recycled, chlorine-free paper...
There are Three Ages of Man Card
$ 2.95
- Outside: "There are three ages of man: youth, middle age, and Gee you look good." - Red Skelton -Inside: "Happy Birthday, good looking!" - 5 x 7 card -...
For Maximum Garden Enjoyment Card
$ 2.95
- Outside: "For maximum garden enjoyment, Nancy recommends giving your plants a drink in the morning," - Inside: "... and yourself a couple of drinks at happy hour! You'll be...
Inside Every Older Person Card
$ 2.95
- Outside: "Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened." - Jennifer Unlimited - Inside: "No need to act your age, put on your party hat and...
On the Night You Were Born Card
$ 2.95
- Outside: "On the night you were born" - Inside: "On the night you were born, the moon smiled with such wonder that the stars peeked in to see you,...
First You Forget Names Card
$ 2.95
- Outside: "First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down." - George Burns -...
Strong Women Card
$ 2.95
- Outside: "Strong women: may we know them, may we raise them, may we be them." - Inside: "Happy Birthday to one of the best!" - 5 x 7 card...
Joyce Didn't Let Mean People Card
$ 2.95
- Outside: "Joyce didn't let mean people get to her..." - Inside: "... she just mowed their sorry asters down and kept her sunny disposition! It's your birthday - have...
High on a Hill Card
$ 2.95
- Outside: "High on a hill sang a lonely goat herd..." - Inside: "You old lady, you old lady, you old lady you! Happy Birthday!" - 5 x 7 card...