Greeting Cards
May The Memories Card
$ 3.50
- Outside: "May the memories be as strong as your friendship." - Inside: "With deepest sympathy for your loss." - 5 x 7 card - Vegetable inks on acid-free, recycled,...
Everyone Just Chill Card
$ 3.95
- Outside: "Everyone just chill the f*ck out. I got this." - Inside: Blank - 5 x 7 card - Printed in the USA on recycled fsc certified 100# card...
Mama Said There'd Be Days Card
$ 4.25
- Outside: "Mama said there'd be days like this... she just didn't say there'd be this dang many!" - Inside: Blank - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper...
It's So Great Card
$ 3.50
- Outside: "It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." - Rita Rudner (b. 1953) - Inside: Blank -...
I'll Ignore Your Dad Bod Card
$ 3.95
- Outside: "I'll ignore your dad bod if you ignore my mom jeans" - Inside: "Happy Anniversary" - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper - Packaged in cello...
Wherever The Road Takes Us Card
$ 4.25
- Outside: "Wherever the road takes us, whatever our journey brings, open your arms and I am home." - Inside: Blank - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper...
I Want To Grow Old With You Card
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- Outside: "I want to grow old with you" - Inside: Blank - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper - Packaged in cello sleeve
I Know We've Been Together Card
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- Outside: "I know we've been together for kind of a while now & life isn't all hot dates and romance all the time anymore but I want you to...
A Successful Marriage Card
$ 2.95
- Outside: "A successful marriage requires falling in love many times - always with the same person." - Mignon McLaughlin - Inside: "Happy Anniversary" - 5 x 7 card -...
Thank God Card
$ 3.50
- Outside: "Thank God for our scandalous past" - Inside: "'Cause soon it will be all mommy this and mommy that. Congrats" - Printed in the USA on recycled textured...
If I Avoided Life's Weirdos Card
$ 3.50
- Outside: "If I avoided life's weirdos, I wouldn't have any friends." - Inside: "Happy Birthday, Friend!" - 5 x 7 card - Vegetable inks on acid-free, recycled, chlorine-free paper...
Life is One Damned Thing Card
$ 3.50
- Outside: "Life is one damned thing after another." - Elbert Hubbard (1856-1915) - Inside: "Aren't we lucky? Happy Birthday" - 5 x 7 card - Vegetable inks on acid-free,...
The Great Thing Card
$ 3.50
- Outside: "The great thing about getting old is that you don't lose all the other ages you have been." - Madeleine L'Engle (1918-2007) - Inside: "Happy Birthday!" - 5...
We're Not Over the Hill Card
$ 3.50
- Outside: "We're not over the hill. We're just heading up the mountain." - Inside: "Happy Birthday!" - 5 x 7 card - Vegetable inks on acid-free recycled, chlorine-free paper...
Last Year Was A Category Card
$ 3.95
- Outside: "Last year was a category five shit storm." - Inside: "May this year be downgraded to a category four. Happy birthday." - Printed in the USA on recycled...
Look Who's All Grown Up Card
$ 3.95
- Outside: "Look who's all grown up and ready for a colonoscopy" - Inside: "Happy Birthday" - 5 x 7 card - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper...
Be Sure To Celebrate Card
$ 4.25
- Outside: "Be sure to celebrate the many small things... bright days, good friends, and anything with sprinkles." - Inside: Blank - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper...
It's Your Birthday Card
$ 3.95
- Outside: "It's your birthday! You know what that means." - Inside: "Your mother is not a virgin" - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper - Packaged in...
First You Forget Names Card
$ 2.95
- Outside: "First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down." - George Burns -...
Inside Every Older Person Card
$ 2.95
- Outside: "Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened." - Jennifer Unlimited - Inside: "No need to act your age, put on your party hat and...
Strong Women Card
$ 2.95
- Outside: "Strong women: may we know them, may we raise them, may we be them." - Inside: "Happy Birthday to one of the best!" - 5 x 7 card...
The Hard Part About Being a Bartender Card
$ 2.95
- Outside: "The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid." - Richard Braunstein - Inside: "If you can't convince them,...
There are Three Ages of Man Card
$ 2.95
- Outside: "There are three ages of man: youth, middle age, and Gee you look good." - Red Skelton -Inside: "Happy Birthday, good looking!" - 5 x 7 card -...
High on a Hill Card
$ 2.95
- Outside: "High on a hill sang a lonely goat herd..." - Inside: "You old lady, you old lady, you old lady you! Happy Birthday!" - 5 x 7 card...
For Maximum Garden Enjoyment Card
$ 2.95
- Outside: "For maximum garden enjoyment, Nancy recommends giving your plants a drink in the morning," - Inside: "... and yourself a couple of drinks at happy hour! You'll be...
Joyce Didn't Let Mean People Card
$ 2.95
- Outside: "Joyce didn't let mean people get to her..." - Inside: "... she just mowed their sorry asters down and kept her sunny disposition! It's your birthday - have...
On the Night You Were Born Card
$ 2.95
- Outside: "On the night you were born" - Inside: "On the night you were born, the moon smiled with such wonder that the stars peeked in to see you,...
Friends are Like a Good Bra Card
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- Outside: "Friends are like a good bra - supportive, hard to find, and always close to your heart." - Inside: "Our friendship fits just right!" - 5 x 7...
Friends Are God's Way Card
$ 2.95
- Outside: "Friends are God's way of apologizing for our families" - Inside: "Thank goodness for friends." - 5 x 7 card - Printed in USA on paper from responsibly...
From What We Cannot Hold Card
$ 3.50
- Outside: "From what we cannot hold the stars are made." - W.S Merwin (1927-2019) - Inside: "With deep feeling for your loss." - 5 x 7 card - Vegetable...
Deepest Sympathy Card
$ 3.95
- Outside: "Deepest sympathy" - Inside: "Wishing you peace" - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper - Packaged in cello sleeve
People We Love Deeply Card
$ 3.95
- Outside: "People we love deeply never really leave us. They just show up in different places. Like in sunsets and in gardens. So sorry for your loss." - Inside:...
When Nothing Appears Black or White Card
$ 3.95
- Outside: "When nothing appears black or white, I will sit quietly beside you in the gray." - Inside: Blank - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper -...
When Someone You Love Card
$ 3.95
- Outside: "When someone you love becomes a memory, the memory becomes a treasure." - Inside: "With deepest sympathy" - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper - Packaged...
With Sympathy Card
$ 3.95
- Outside: "With sympathy" - Inside: "Wishing you peace" - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper - Packaged in cello sleeve
A Light Has Gone Out Card
$ 4.25
- Outside: "A light has gone out in our lives, but a new one will shine brightly in our hearts forever." - Inside: Blank - Printed in the USA on...
There Are Some Who Bring a Light Card
$ 4.25
- Outside: "There are some who bring a light so great to the world that even after they have gone, the light remains." - Inside: Blank - 5 x 7...
There Are Lessons For Us Card
$ 4.25
- Outside: "There are lessons for us in everything. Even the hard things. Even the things that break our heart. Hold Tight. May you continue to learn how brave you...
No Card Can Make This Better Card
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- Outside: "No card can make this better. But I'm giving you one anyway." - Inside: Blank - 4.25" x 5.55" card - Offset printed in Los Angeles onto heavyweight...
Please Let Me Be Card
$ 4.50
- Outside: "Please let me be the first to punch the next person who tells you everything happens for a reason. I'm sorry you're going through this." - Inside: Blank ...
Our Hearts Are Forever Connected Card
$ 4.25
- Outside: "Our hearts are forever connected you see, I adopted you but you rescued me." - Inside: Blank - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper - Packaged...
All Dogs Go To Heaven Card
$ 5.00
- Oustide: "All dogs go to heaven" - Inside: Blank - Printed in the USA on 100# card stock - Each card comes with a matching envelope and is packaged...
Colorful Hearts Card
$ 5.00
- Inside: Blank - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper - Packaged in cello sleeve
Thank Ewe Card
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- Outside: "Thank ewe" - Inside: Blank - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper - Packaged in cello sleeve
Congrats You Both Card
$ 3.95
- Outside: "Congrats you both totally married up." - Inside: "Cheers to a superiorly coupled couple." - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper - Packaged in cello sleeve...
May Your Happily Be Ever After Card
$ 4.25
- Outside: "May your happily be ever after!" - Inside: Blank - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper - Packaged in cello sleeve
May Your Story Together Card
$ 4.25
- Outside: "May your story together have more heroes than villains, more adventure than drama, and may love always, always win." - Inside: Blank - Printed in the USA on...
Every Year Spent With You Card
$ 5.00
- Outside: "Every year spent with you is a gift. Happy Anniversary" - Inside: Blank - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper - Packaged in cello sleeve