Greeting Cards
Everyone Just Chill Card
$ 3.95 USD
- Outside: "Everyone just chill the f*ck out. I got this." - Inside: Blank - 5 x 7 card - Printed in the USA on recycled fsc certified 100# card...
It's So Great Card
$ 3.50 USD
- Outside: "It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." - Rita Rudner (b. 1953) - Inside: Blank -...
I'll Ignore Your Dad Bod Card
$ 2.00 USD
- Outside: "I'll ignore your dad bod if you ignore my mom jeans" - Inside: "Happy Anniversary" - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper - Packaged in cello...
Wherever The Road Takes Us Card
$ 4.25 USD
- Outside: "Wherever the road takes us, whatever our journey brings, open your arms and I am home." - Inside: Blank - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper...
A Successful Marriage Card
$ 2.95 USD
- Outside: "A successful marriage requires falling in love many times - always with the same person." - Mignon McLaughlin - Inside: "Happy Anniversary" - 5 x 7 card -...
Thank God Card
$ 2.00 USD
- Outside: "Thank God for our scandalous past" - Inside: "'Cause soon it will be all mommy this and mommy that. Congrats" - Printed in the USA on recycled textured...
If I Avoided Life's Weirdos Card
$ 3.50 USD
- Outside: "If I avoided life's weirdos, I wouldn't have any friends." - Inside: "Happy Birthday, Friend!" - 5 x 7 card - Vegetable inks on acid-free, recycled, chlorine-free paper...
Life is One Damned Thing Card
$ 3.50 USD
- Outside: "Life is one damned thing after another." - Elbert Hubbard (1856-1915) - Inside: "Aren't we lucky? Happy Birthday" - 5 x 7 card - Vegetable inks on acid-free,...
The Great Thing Card
$ 3.50 USD
- Outside: "The great thing about getting old is that you don't lose all the other ages you have been." - Madeleine L'Engle (1918-2007) - Inside: "Happy Birthday!" - 5...
We're Not Over the Hill Card
$ 3.50 USD
- Outside: "We're not over the hill. We're just heading up the mountain." - Inside: "Happy Birthday!" - 5 x 7 card - Vegetable inks on acid-free recycled, chlorine-free paper...
Last Year Was A Category Card
$ 3.95 USD
- Outside: "Last year was a category five shit storm." - Inside: "May this year be downgraded to a category four. Happy birthday." - Printed in the USA on recycled...
Look Who's All Grown Up Card
$ 3.95 USD
- Outside: "Look who's all grown up and ready for a colonoscopy" - Inside: "Happy Birthday" - 5 x 7 card - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper...
Be Sure To Celebrate Card
$ 3.95 USD
- Outside: "Be sure to celebrate the many small things... bright days, good friends, and anything with sprinkles." - Inside: Blank - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper...
It's Your Birthday Card
$ 3.95 USD
- Outside: "It's your birthday! You know what that means." - Inside: "Your mother is not a virgin" - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper - Packaged in...
First You Forget Names Card
$ 2.95 USD
- Outside: "First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down." - George Burns -...
Inside Every Older Person Card
$ 2.95 USD
- Outside: "Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened." - Jennifer Unlimited - Inside: "No need to act your age, put on your party hat and...
Strong Women Card
$ 2.95 USD
- Outside: "Strong women: may we know them, may we raise them, may we be them." - Inside: "Happy Birthday to one of the best!" - 5 x 7 card...
The Hard Part About Being a Bartender Card
$ 2.95 USD
- Outside: "The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid." - Richard Braunstein - Inside: "If you can't convince them,...
High on a Hill Card
$ 2.95 USD
- Outside: "High on a hill sang a lonely goat herd..." - Inside: "You old lady, you old lady, you old lady you! Happy Birthday!" - 5 x 7 card...
For Maximum Garden Enjoyment Card
$ 2.95 USD
- Outside: "For maximum garden enjoyment, Nancy recommends giving your plants a drink in the morning," - Inside: "... and yourself a couple of drinks at happy hour! You'll be...
Joyce Didn't Let Mean People Card
$ 2.95 USD
- Outside: "Joyce didn't let mean people get to her..." - Inside: "... she just mowed their sorry asters down and kept her sunny disposition! It's your birthday - have...
On the Night You Were Born Card
$ 2.95 USD
- Outside: "On the night you were born" - Inside: "On the night you were born, the moon smiled with such wonder that the stars peeked in to see you,...
Friends are Like a Good Bra Card
$ 2.95 USD
- Outside: "Friends are like a good bra - supportive, hard to find, and always close to your heart." - Inside: "Our friendship fits just right!" - 5 x 7...
Friends Are God's Way Card
$ 2.95 USD
- Outside: "Friends are God's way of apologizing for our families" - Inside: "Thank goodness for friends." - 5 x 7 card - Printed in USA on paper from responsibly...
From What We Cannot Hold Card
$ 3.50 USD
- Outside: "From what we cannot hold the stars are made." - W.S Merwin (1927-2019) - Inside: "With deep feeling for your loss." - 5 x 7 card - Vegetable...
Deepest Sympathy Card
$ 3.95 USD
- Outside: "Deepest sympathy" - Inside: "Wishing you peace" - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper - Packaged in cello sleeve
People We Love Deeply Card
$ 3.95 USD
- Outside: "People we love deeply never really leave us. They just show up in different places. Like in sunsets and in gardens. So sorry for your loss." - Inside:...
When Nothing Appears Black or White Card
$ 3.95 USD
- Outside: "When nothing appears black or white, I will sit quietly beside you in the gray." - Inside: Blank - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper -...
A Light Has Gone Out Card
$ 4.25 USD
- Outside: "A light has gone out in our lives, but a new one will shine brightly in our hearts forever." - Inside: Blank - Printed in the USA on...
There Are Some Who Bring a Light Card
$ 3.95 USD
- Outside: "There are some who bring a light so great to the world that even after they have gone, the light remains." - Inside: Blank - 5 x 7...
There Are Lessons For Us Card
$ 3.95 USD
- Outside: "There are lessons for us in everything. Even the hard things. Even the things that break our heart. Hold Tight. May you continue to learn how brave you...
Our Hearts Are Forever Connected Card
$ 2.00 USD
- Outside: "Our hearts are forever connected you see, I adopted you but you rescued me." - Inside: Blank - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper - Packaged...
Colorful Hearts Card
$ 5.00 USD
- Inside: Blank - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper - Packaged in cello sleeve
Thank Ewe Card
$ 3.95 USD
- Outside: "Thank ewe" - Inside: Blank - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper - Packaged in cello sleeve
Congrats You Both Card
$ 3.95 USD
- Outside: "Congrats you both totally married up." - Inside: "Cheers to a superiorly coupled couple." - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper - Packaged in cello sleeve...
May Your Happily Be Ever After Card
$ 3.95 USD
- Outside: "May your happily be ever after!" - Inside: Blank - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper - Packaged in cello sleeve
May Your Story Together Card
$ 4.25 USD
- Outside: "May your story together have more heroes than villains, more adventure than drama, and may love always, always win." - Inside: Blank - Printed in the USA on...
Every Year Spent With You Card
$ 5.00 USD
- Outside: "Every year spent with you is a gift. Happy Anniversary" - Inside: Blank - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper - Packaged in cello sleeve
I Donut Know A Sweeter Couple Card
$ 5.00 USD
- Outside: "I donut know a sweeter couple" - Inside: Blank - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper - Packed in cello sleeve
Best Day Ever Card
$ 5.00 USD
- Outside: "Best Day Ever" - Inside: Blank - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper - Packaged in cello sleeve
Let Me Just Say Card
$ 3.95 USD
- Outside: "Let me just say we would make terrible nuns" - Inside: "Amen to that. Happy Birthday." - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper - Packaged in...
We're Gonna Dance, Drink and Party Card
$ 3.95 USD
- Outside: "We're gonna dance, drink and party!" - Inside: "Yes, you can nap first. Happy Birthday!" - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper - Packaged in cello...
Your Bucket List Is Nearly Complete Card
$ 4.00 USD
- Outside: "Your bucket list is nearly complete!" - Inside: "You might want to pace yourself. Happy Birthday" - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper - Packaged in...
Anything Is Possible With Wine Card
$ 3.95 USD
- Outside: "Anything is possible with wine and a good concealer." - Naughty Betty - Inside: "Happy Birthday to one seriously necessary friend" - Printed in the USA on recycled...
Things Will Usually Be Tough Card
$ 4.25 USD
- Outside: "Things will usually be tough before they are brilliant. Ask any diamond." - Inside: Blank - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper - Packaged in cello...
Oh The Perils Of Cake Coma Card
$ 3.95 USD
- Outside: "Oh the perils of cake coma." - Inside: "So worth it. Happy Birthday" - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper - Packaged in cello sleeve
You Fill My Life With Color Card
$ 4.50 USD
- Outside: Blank - Inside: "You fill my life with color and music. Thank you!" - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper - Packaged in cello sleeve
If There Was Never Any Darkness Card
$ 3.95 USD
- Outside: "If there was never any darkness, we would never see the fireflies." - Inside: Blank - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper - Packaged in cello...