Birthday Gifts
If I Avoided Life's Weirdos Card
$ 3.50 USD
- Outside: "If I avoided life's weirdos, I wouldn't have any friends." - Inside: "Happy Birthday, Friend!" - 5 x 7 card - Vegetable inks on acid-free, recycled, chlorine-free paper...
Life is One Damned Thing Card
$ 3.50 USD
- Outside: "Life is one damned thing after another." - Elbert Hubbard (1856-1915) - Inside: "Aren't we lucky? Happy Birthday" - 5 x 7 card - Vegetable inks on acid-free,...
The Great Thing Card
$ 3.50 USD
- Outside: "The great thing about getting old is that you don't lose all the other ages you have been." - Madeleine L'Engle (1918-2007) - Inside: "Happy Birthday!" - 5...
We're Not Over the Hill Card
$ 3.50 USD
- Outside: "We're not over the hill. We're just heading up the mountain." - Inside: "Happy Birthday!" - 5 x 7 card - Vegetable inks on acid-free recycled, chlorine-free paper...
Look Who's All Grown Up Card
$ 3.95 USD
- Outside: "Look who's all grown up and ready for a colonoscopy" - Inside: "Happy Birthday" - 5 x 7 card - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper...
Last Year Was A Category Card
$ 3.95 USD
- Outside: "Last year was a category five shit storm." - Inside: "May this year be downgraded to a category four. Happy birthday." - Printed in the USA on recycled...
It's Your Birthday Card
$ 3.95 USD
- Outside: "It's your birthday! You know what that means." - Inside: "Your mother is not a virgin" - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper - Packaged in...
Be Sure To Celebrate Card
$ 3.95 USD
- Outside: "Be sure to celebrate the many small things... bright days, good friends, and anything with sprinkles." - Inside: Blank - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper...
Celebration Toe Ball
$ 52.00 USD
Moments happen in the blink of an eye and celebrating all of life's moments large and small are part of creating memories to last a lifetime. The Tree of Celebration...
Motherhood Toe Ball
$ 52.00 USD
A mother nurtures and cares for you and helps you to grow to your fullest potential, just as a tree when it is nurtured. A mother can be the person...
Goddess Necklace
$ 17.00 USD
This pearl necklace is infused with love to anchor light and connect you to your inner Goddess. Pearl signifies faith, charity and innocence. It enhances personal integrity and helps to provide...
First You Forget Names Card
$ 2.95 USD
- Outside: "First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down." - George Burns -...
Inside Every Older Person Card
$ 2.95 USD
- Outside: "Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened." - Jennifer Unlimited - Inside: "No need to act your age, put on your party hat and...
Strong Women Card
$ 2.95 USD
- Outside: "Strong women: may we know them, may we raise them, may we be them." - Inside: "Happy Birthday to one of the best!" - 5 x 7 card...
The Hard Part About Being a Bartender Card
$ 2.95 USD
- Outside: "The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid." - Richard Braunstein - Inside: "If you can't convince them,...
For Maximum Garden Enjoyment Card
$ 2.95 USD
- Outside: "For maximum garden enjoyment, Nancy recommends giving your plants a drink in the morning," - Inside: "... and yourself a couple of drinks at happy hour! You'll be...
High on a Hill Card
$ 2.95 USD
- Outside: "High on a hill sang a lonely goat herd..." - Inside: "You old lady, you old lady, you old lady you! Happy Birthday!" - 5 x 7 card...
Joyce Didn't Let Mean People Card
$ 2.95 USD
- Outside: "Joyce didn't let mean people get to her..." - Inside: "... she just mowed their sorry asters down and kept her sunny disposition! It's your birthday - have...
On the Night You Were Born Card
$ 2.95 USD
- Outside: "On the night you were born" - Inside: "On the night you were born, the moon smiled with such wonder that the stars peeked in to see you,...
Let Me Just Say Card
$ 3.95 USD
- Outside: "Let me just say we would make terrible nuns" - Inside: "Amen to that. Happy Birthday." - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper - Packaged in...
We're Gonna Dance, Drink and Party Card
$ 3.95 USD
- Outside: "We're gonna dance, drink and party!" - Inside: "Yes, you can nap first. Happy Birthday!" - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper - Packaged in cello...
Your Bucket List Is Nearly Complete Card
$ 4.00 USD
- Outside: "Your bucket list is nearly complete!" - Inside: "You might want to pace yourself. Happy Birthday" - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper - Packaged in...
Anything Is Possible With Wine Card
$ 3.95 USD
- Outside: "Anything is possible with wine and a good concealer." - Naughty Betty - Inside: "Happy Birthday to one seriously necessary friend" - Printed in the USA on recycled...
Oh The Perils Of Cake Coma Card
$ 3.95 USD
- Outside: "Oh the perils of cake coma." - Inside: "So worth it. Happy Birthday" - Printed in the USA on recycled textured paper - Packaged in cello sleeve
There Are No Good Girls Card
$ 3.50 USD
- Outside: "There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out." - Mae West (1893-1980) - Inside: "Happy Birthday!" - 5 x 7 card - Vegetable...
Middle Age Is The Time Card
$ 3.50 USD
- Outside: "Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking in a week or two I'll feel as good as new." - Don Marquis (1878-1937) - Inside:...
Party Time Card
$ 3.50 USD
- Outside: "PARTY TIME! You're on the right road if you're happy when you're lost." - Mark Baldwin (b. 1941) - Inside: "Keep those birthdays rolling on, and have a...
Youth It Lasts Much Longer Card
$ 3.50 USD
- Outside: "Youth. It lasts much longer than young people think." - Comtesse Diane de Beausacq (1829-1899) - Inside: "Happy Birthday" - 5 x 7 card - Vegetable inks on...
Friendship Multiplies The Goodness Of Life Card
$ 3.50 USD
- Outside: "Friendship multiplies the goodness of life." - Baltasar Gracian (1601-1658) - Inside: "Happy Birthday!" - 5 x 7 card - Vegetable inks on acid-free, recycled, chlorine-free paper
I Like Big Mutts and I Cannot Lie
$ 17.00 USD
Do you like big mutts??? Us too, and we ain't lyin' about it! Those rescue dogs are our FAVORITE <3 Three Sizes Available:SMALL: 7" wide x 7.5" highMEDIUM: 11.75"...
"You Make My Dreams Come True" Decorative Wall Sign
$ 149.00 USD
"You make my dreams come true"- Hall & Oats The famous Hall & Oats song has made a Prairie Dance appearance! This BRAND NEW familiar lyric is the perfect addition...
Do One Thing Every Day That Makes You Happy Journal
$ 12.95 USD
This journal helps you focus on what everyone aspires to attain--happiness--by prompting you to focus on the things, tangible and intangible, that brings you joy every day.
F*ck That: An Honest Meditation Book
$ 14.00 USD
Let this book help you find inner peace while being faced with the challenges that surround you.
Custom Wall Art-Create Your Own
$ 115.00 USD
We'd love to make something special just for you! Here's how our process works to create your perfect design. First, select the size you would like your sign to be:Medium...
OMG What Is Happening Birthday Card
$ 5.50 USD
There comes a time when we all realize that we're the adults now. Letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper Size: 4.25" x...
Cheers to You Birthday Girl Birthday Card
$ 6.00 USD
This card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press and includes a heavy duty gold wine glass paper clip. Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper Ink: Neon Pink Envelope: Neon Pink...
I Smell Old People Birthday Card
$ 5.50 USD
Being old never smelled so good. Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper Size: 4.25" x 5.5" Folded card, blank inside
Wishing You An Extra Dirty Birthday Card
$ 6.00 USD
This card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press and includes a heavy duty gold martini glass paper clip. Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper Size: 4.25" x 5.5" Folded...
Have We Reached The Age... Birthday Card
$ 5.50 USD
It's not our fault! They don't need to make the text so small and the lights so dim! Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper Size: 4.25" x 5.5" Folded card,...
