"When people asked how old he was, he would say 1009365, more or less, because he was so glad to be alive that he counted every day a birthday. He had some disagreement from his knees about the actual figures though."

• 5" x 7"
• Teal Envelope
• Made in the USA

Shipping & Return Policies

RETURNS

We want you to be happy with your purchase. While we don’t have a strict return time frame, we ask that decisions be made in a timely manner, preferably within 30 days of purchase.

We will gladly refund or exchange if you are not satisfied with your purchase. However, please note we are not responsible for return shipping costs, and items must be returned in original condition.

If your order is damaged in shipment, we will send a replacement at no charge or issue a full refund—whichever you prefer.

SHIPPING

Our shipping terms and conditions follow:

• Orders are processed and shipped within 3–5 business days. We ship Monday through Friday, excluding holidays.
• Orders are shipped to physical addresses only.

Shipping Rates

• $125+ — FREE
• $100–$124.99 — $5
• $0–$99.99 — $10

Exceptions

• Small Goods: Select items receive free shipping (greeting cards, paper napkins, most jewelry, kitchen towels).
• Jewelry Insurance: A $10 insurance charge applies to jewelry purchases over $250.
• Oversized Items: Items 40"+ or requiring multiple boxes incur a $20 up-charge per oversized item.