The ultimate party starter! This towel serves up a little humor with a side of hot dogs.

• Super Absorbent – Holds 7x its weight in water
• Fast-Drying – Dries 30% faster than cotton towels
• Eco-Friendly – Made from 100% recycled materials
• Perfect Size – 18" x 24" for max coverage
• Family-Owned – Small biz, big personality

Shipping & Return Policies

RETURNS

We want you to be happy with your purchase. While we don’t have a strict return time frame, we ask that decisions be made in a timely manner, preferably within 30 days of purchase.

We will gladly refund or exchange if you are not satisfied with your purchase. However, please note we are not responsible for return shipping costs, and items must be returned in original condition.

If your order is damaged in shipment, we will send a replacement at no charge or issue a full refund—whichever you prefer.

SHIPPING

Our shipping terms and conditions follow:

• Orders are processed and shipped within 3–5 business days. We ship Monday through Friday, excluding holidays.
• Orders are shipped to physical addresses only.

Shipping Rates

• $125+ — FREE
• $100–$124.99 — $5
• $0–$99.99 — $10

Exceptions

• Small Goods: Select items receive free shipping (greeting cards, paper napkins, most jewelry, kitchen towels).
• Jewelry Insurance: A $10 insurance charge applies to jewelry purchases over $250.
• Oversized Items: Items 40"+ or requiring multiple boxes incur a $20 up-charge per oversized item.