Every once in a awhile we need to put it out there. "Not Adulting Today" generates laughs AND puts the rest of the world on notice!

Sizes:
SMALL 9.5" wide x 4.75" high
MEDIUM 17.65" wide x 8.8" high
LARGE 23.5" wide x 11.8" high

Available in 15 Colors and 5 wood stains:
• Color Options: Yellow, Orange, Red, Pink, Magenta, Purple, Cobalt Blue, Powder Blue, Turquoise, Teal, Grass Green, Pear Green, White, Gray and Black.
• Wood Stain Options: Weathered Gray, Weathered Red, Weathered Ebony, Weathered Brown and Weathered Denim.

Product Details:
• All wood is hand-painted or hand-stained
• Signs come with two small nails to mount design.
• ONLY IF REQUESTED we will send your sign with two leveled .3" holes drilled through design for hanging.
• We are eco-friendly! All scrap wood is up-cycled or recycled.
• Proudly made in America at our studio in Sioux Falls, South Dakota!

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Shipping & Return Policies

RETURNS

We want you to be happy with your purchase. While we don’t have a strict return time frame, we ask that decisions be made in a timely manner, preferably within 30 days of purchase.

We will gladly refund or exchange if you are not satisfied with your purchase. However, please note we are not responsible for return shipping costs, and items must be returned in original condition.

If your order is damaged in shipment, we will send a replacement at no charge or issue a full refund—whichever you prefer.

SHIPPING

Our shipping terms and conditions follow:

• Orders are processed and shipped within 3–5 business days. We ship Monday through Friday, excluding holidays.
• Orders are shipped to physical addresses only.

Shipping Rates

• $125+ — FREE
• $100–$124.99 — $5
• $0–$99.99 — $10

Exceptions

• Small Goods: Select items receive free shipping (greeting cards, paper napkins, most jewelry, kitchen towels).
• Jewelry Insurance: A $10 insurance charge applies to jewelry purchases over $250.
• Oversized Items: Items 40"+ or requiring multiple boxes incur a $20 up-charge per oversized item.