"My ability to remember song lyrics from the 80's far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen."

Bring on some good cheer with these laugh out LOUD dish towels from Drinks On Me!

Product Details: 
• Dimensions: 21" x 28"
• Materials: 100% Cotton
• Each towel comes with a hangtag and hook for hanging
• Proudly Made in the USA

Shipping & Return Policies

RETURNS

We want you to be happy with your purchase. While we don’t have a strict return time frame, we ask that decisions be made in a timely manner, preferably within 30 days of purchase.

We will gladly refund or exchange if you are not satisfied with your purchase. However, please note we are not responsible for return shipping costs, and items must be returned in original condition.

If your order is damaged in shipment, we will send a replacement at no charge or issue a full refund—whichever you prefer.

SHIPPING

Our shipping terms and conditions follow:

• Orders are processed and shipped within 3–5 business days. We ship Monday through Friday, excluding holidays.
• Orders are shipped to physical addresses only.

Shipping Rates

• $125+ — FREE
• $100–$124.99 — $5
• $0–$99.99 — $10

Exceptions

• Small Goods: Select items receive free shipping (greeting cards, paper napkins, most jewelry, kitchen towels).
• Jewelry Insurance: A $10 insurance charge applies to jewelry purchases over $250.
• Oversized Items: Items 40"+ or requiring multiple boxes incur a $20 up-charge per oversized item.