Shipping and Return Policies
RETURNS
- We want you to be happy with your purchase. Though we don’t have a
set time frame for returns, we would appreciate the decision be made in a
timely matter, preferably within 30 days of purchase - We will gladly refund or exchange if you are not satisfied with your
purchase. However, please note we are not responsible for return
shipping costs, and we ask that our product is returned in its original
condition - If your order is damaged in shipment, we will send you a replacement
at no charge, or fully refund your purchase; whatever you prefer
SHIPPING
Our shipping terms and conditions follow:
- Orders are processed and
shipped within 3-5 business days of purchase. We ship Monday thru Friday
with the exception of holidays. - Orders are shipped to physical addresses only.
- Cost of shipping is determined by total value of purchase, as determined below:
ORDER TOTAL SHIPPING CHARGE*$125+FREE$100-$124.99$5$0-$99.99$10
*EXCEPTIONS
Small Goods - Select small goods receive free shipping: greeting cards, paper napkins, most jewelry, and kitchen towels.
Jewelry Insurance - A $10 Insurance charge is applied to jewelry purchases over $250.
Oversized items - Anything 40"+ and items requiring multiple boxes will receive a $20 up-charge. This charge is per oversized item.
With a Fuck Fuck Here Tea Towel
$18.95
Meet "The Perfect Towel" — not just any towel, but a true conversation starter! Crafted from TruWoven™ fiber, this towel features a humorously bold declaration, guaranteed to bring a chuckle to any kitchen. Boasting an impressive 7x absorbency rate, it's not just a pretty face but a cleaning powerhouse, perfect for those who appreciate both form and function!
Details:
• Size: 18”x24”
• Designed and Printed in the USA
• Single Sided Print • Made from TruWoven™ Fiber 100% Recycled Material





