Meet the "Fuckity Fuck" perfect kitchen tea towel! This unique, kitsch gem is made of super-absorbent TruWoven™ fiber, soaking up 7x its weight while staying soft and fluffy. It’s the perfect gift for anyone who appreciates a good laugh!

Details:

• Size: 18”x24”

• Designed and Printed in the USA

• Single Sided Print • Made from TruWoven™ Fiber 100% Recycled Material

Shipping & Return Policies

RETURNS

We want you to be happy with your purchase. While we don’t have a strict return time frame, we ask that decisions be made in a timely manner, preferably within 30 days of purchase.

We will gladly refund or exchange if you are not satisfied with your purchase. However, please note we are not responsible for return shipping costs, and items must be returned in original condition.

If your order is damaged in shipment, we will send a replacement at no charge or issue a full refund—whichever you prefer.

SHIPPING

Our shipping terms and conditions follow:

• Orders are processed and shipped within 3–5 business days. We ship Monday through Friday, excluding holidays.
• Orders are shipped to physical addresses only.

Shipping Rates

• $125+ — FREE
• $100–$124.99 — $5
• $0–$99.99 — $10

Exceptions

• Small Goods: Select items receive free shipping (greeting cards, paper napkins, most jewelry, kitchen towels).
• Jewelry Insurance: A $10 insurance charge applies to jewelry purchases over $250.
• Oversized Items: Items 40"+ or requiring multiple boxes incur a $20 up-charge per oversized item.